It's been quite the eventful evening here at the Barnes&Noble. Cell phone conversations can result in bad break-ups, finding Jesus, and who to steer clear of next year at summer camp.
Thinking I was safe amongst the war novels (who reads those?) but dangerously close to the Ladies bathroom, I encountered a nasty break-up. I didn't catch her name, as she wasn't speaking in the third person, but this Brian character did not get the hint. She must have repeated twenty times that she was sleep deprived, and if you love someone you let them go! Dammit!
And the gentleman on the telephone in the next isle was just as aggravated with the individual on the other end. "It's not like a Quija board, you have to ask Jesus what pages you need to go to. Not just open the book and pick a page." I'm thinking he was reforming a Quija Board using wizard to Christianity.
Though this final conversation didn't take place via cell phone, but rather two girls passing, "He was a real player at camp." I can't help but wonder what kind of character this cat is the other 51 weeks of the year.
Cool Tiffany, the bottom cartoon reminds me of my first grade reader in Carsonville, but the language was a bit different
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